Pizza Crimes
Also known as: Crimes Against Pizza
Pizza Crimes is an internet catchphrase and community concept referring to images of pizza orders, cooking disasters, and unorthodox toppings that users consider disgraceful to the dish. The term took shape around 2013 on Twitter, where people began documenting their drunk pizza mishaps, and later grew into a thriving Reddit community with over 222,000 members dedicated to cataloging the worst offenses against pizza worldwide2.
TL;DR
Pizza Crimes is an internet catchphrase and community concept referring to images of pizza orders, cooking disasters, and unorthodox toppings that users consider disgraceful to the dish.
Overview
Origin & Background
How It Spread
How to Use This Meme
Pizza crimes follow a simple format. Users typically:
Encounter or create a pizza that violates common pizza conventions
Photograph the evidence
Post it to r/PizzaCrimes, Twitter, or another platform with language framing the pizza as a criminal offense
Cultural Impact
Fun Facts
The r/PizzaCrimes subreddit categorizes offenses into formal charge types including "Malformed," "Cursed," "Fruit," "Dropped," "Mistreated," and "Identity Theft".
One of the earliest documented pizza crimes involved someone so drunk they tried to warm their pizza in the fridge and stood waiting for it to beep.
A drunk duo denied service at a Eugene, Oregon pizza place reportedly used moonshine to light it on fire.
Tom Hanks was once photographed photobombing a drunk person at a pizza restaurant, and the image circulated as a wholesome pizza crime adjacent moment.
Experimental psychologist Charles Spence at the University of Oxford has studied why sweet toppings on pizza work for some people, noting that "sweet is the most-liked taste, so it is an easy win".
Derivatives & Variations
Altoona-style pizza discourse:
A specific subset of pizza crime content focused on this Pennsylvania regional style featuring American cheese on thick dough, which went viral after a Reddit post in 2022[3].
Drunk pizza crimes:
The original sub-genre documented by BuzzFeed, focused specifically on pizza disasters caused by intoxication, including cooking at wrong temperatures, eating plates, and storing pizza in purses[1].
Midwest sushi pizza:
A roll-style pizza creation by LoPiez Pizza that was posted to r/PizzaCrimes and sparked debate about where pizza ends and another food begins[4].
Frequently Asked Questions
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- 4Pizza Crimes - Know Your Memeencyclopedia
- 5Pizzagate conspiracy theoryencyclopedia